Finally, I give up,
I can’t take it anymore
I am free …., again
And to put an end to the rumours,
the backbiting, manongonezano,
masengenyo, gossip,
umbea, umbeya, whatever;
I hereby make it public
in broad daylight;
my relationship with my bae
has been difficult, bitter-sweet so to say,
and so from today, please be informed
that we are not going to be together.
I will not deny that
it has been a very
difficult decision to make;
because truth be told
my bae has been sweet to me,
I’ve had a lot of fun,
I’ve been happy,
I’ve loved every moment together;
but I discovered, sadly, that
I was not the only one.
There were many others
that had sweet moments
with bae.
I’ve realized that our continued relationship
was doing me more harm than good;
and so I’ve decided to move on;
in any case, there are more fish in the sea,
so they say.
I’ve finally decided to divorce;
to leave that unhealthy relationship.
But I am not going to deny
that we will continue
to see each other now and then;
since the separation has been amicable,
peaceful and mutually agreed upon.
It is a mutual agreement that
the only way for me
to remain healthy and without stress
is for me to move on,
and end the misery.
I know that I’ve done this
just before the holidays,
and I regret it; but today,
I declare an end to my relationship
with my bae, who is ………….
anything sweet and junk;
whether it be sugar, fries,
pizza, soda, chocolate, cake, and
others like them.
